Detour83's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Pickilow VS Retards]

There's only a certain number of times you can say "RETARDS R STUPEID LOL" before the premise gets played out, and this game is a perfect example of that. I'm not even going to get into whether it's ethical or not, because there's no point.

But the main, glaring problem with this game is that it's just not fun. Given the premise, you could've made some sort of shoot-'em-up or at least given it some non-linear action. You instead chose to make stupidly easy shooting sequences mixed in with moronic retard jokes we've all heard before.

TL;DR: offensive jokes are fine, but they're NOT a substitute for actual gameplay.

[Mario]

If you were trying to create a game where just about everything is broken, then you nailed it. There are glitches left and right, the koopas are pathetic and the graphics look terrible. It'll take a lot of work to make this into something worth playing.

[The End]

Pretty nice. I like the experimental feel and graphical style. I just wish there was some kind of backstory, and some music wouldn't hurt either.

[Abobo's Big Adventure]

A great example of what a parody game should be.

[Toss the Turtle]

That must be the most sadistic turtle ever.

Insanely addicting, and the art is great. It really raises the bar for the genre (animal launching?).

[take care of the trees]

Pretty neat, although I think it could've been way longer.

[Wonderpills]

Not bad

It's a simple yet challenging concept. I just don't like how you can die if you fall too long. Could also use some sound.

Still - you're definitely onto something good here.